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+++Enter At Your Own Risk+++ At the gentle nudging (I said gentle y'all) of a few friends, I have started these blogs in order to share my culinary goings-on and daily misadventures through my own brand of humor (ok, sarcasm). I just write about stuff! At 50, I have learned that living has gotten in the way of life - and I am going to blaze my own personal trail to fun (hopefully)! If it is feminine, great. If it is not, so much the better! Hopefully fun that does not land me in jail............

Friday, February 3, 2012

Beer Chili and Rubber Fetishes – OR – Revenge is Best Served…


So what do Rubber Fetishes have to do with cooking?  Not a thing unless you are thinking “Food Porn”.  I was just watching Rubber Fetish videos, while giggling my little self silly, and decided to write this blog since this weekend I am making enough Beer Chili and Corn Bread to feed 25 people.

For me, this is a rather unique, no-bean, chili.  Since I grew up in the Eastern US, I have not had chili without beans very often.  I guess this would be considered a Texas style chili.  I had originally found the Beer Chili recipe around 12 years ago on eHow.com. I did not think to actually save the recipe and eventually it was no longer on the website.  I had to play with, and adjust, other recipes until I had what I liked.  It was worth the effort.  Feel free to play with it some more people.

Cooking, to me, is all about making food work for you! 

Or for food fights…

Or for making sexy movie scenes (9 ½ Weeks anyone?)…

The first time I made this chili from that recipe, all those years ago, my then beau had the “good graces" to inform me that one of his co-workers made chili the week before and it was much hotter than mine….  Now, I admit I was not into “hot” foods and I did cut out one of the peppers, but I was not taking this lying down.

But really?

That statement was obnoxious on multiple levels: 
  • You, my fine friend, got lucky as YOU did not have to cook, or even help cook, or do the dishes.
  • You never dis a dish without love, compassion and genuine fear.
  • You never unfavorably compare it to mamma’s or anyone else’s, especially if you want me to cook again.
  • You can do better? Bring it!
  • Never, ever, underestimate my ability to recognize and rise to a challenge.

Yes, this is a sticking point with me.  I understand we all have preferences.  I understand we do not like every dish or rendition of a dish.  THAT is ok.  What is not ok is voicing a tactless opinion when you should be happy someone cared enough to cook for you.  If you do not like a dish, it is ok to say it is not your favorite when asked.  That saves the cook from wasting time, energy and money on something you do not like.  But loosely draw comparisons because it causes animosity. 

I made the chili again a few weeks later. I MORE than doubled the heat by doubling the peppers called for, and by leave the pith and seeds in half of them.  Note:  By removing the pith and seeds from hot peppers, you greatly diminish their heat.

Uh, Mr. Mr. could hardly eat it, but had to suck it up knowing what he had said the first time I made the chili.  He could NOT lose face…  He wound up with blisters.  No, I am not kidding.  I, on the other hand, loved it.  The heat was pure and awesome.  I, the usually spicy-heat light-weight, had no problem eating the chili (to my surprise).  And, the more often I reheated the pot, the better it became.  The funny part?  While reheating it drew out more flavor, it also lent a frightening smell of acid to the whole house and served to intensify the heat…  It was a little scary really.

Lessons learned the first two times around with Beer Chili?
  • Wear gloves when cutting Habaneras
  • Wear a mask when cutting Habaneras
  • Revenge is best served hot, hot, hot

Message received Biatch!

Beer Chili Ingredients

3 or 4 bottles beer
2 pounds Ground Beef (or Ground Turkey if you want to pretend to eat healthy) well cooked - drained
¼ - ½ pound moderately cooked bacon chopped up small
1 onion chopped fine
1 can tomato sauce
1 can tomato paste
4 cloves minced garlic
3 jalapeños or habaneras without seeds/pith - diced
1 or two bell peppers cut up small
Salt & Pepper to taste
A little hot sauce or chili powder to taste

BIG Beer Chili – for those days when you are going O I N K!!!

7-8 bottle beer
4 pounds ground meat - cooked well and drained
½ - 1 pound moderately cooked bacon chopped up small
2 onions chopped fine
1-2 tomato sauce
1-2 tomato paste
8 cloves minced
5 habaneras without pith/seed
2 -4 bell pepper cut up small
Salt & Pepper to taste
A little more hot sauce or chili powder

The recipes can be made without the tomato sauce and paste – but you really have to like the beer flavor a lot to go without them.

Play with the tomato products.  Maybe you like the taste of tomato paste more than tomato sauce, vise versa, or you swing both ways

I use Mexican beer – it seems to garner the best results in my book. But typically it is not the cheapest choice.

Change up the type of hot peppers or mix and match. Jalapeños work well.  Habaneras give that pure heat. I often mix peppers… I just depends on how much heat and cutting your can stand.  It also depends on what peppers are available at the store or in your garden.

Wear gloves when cutting up Habaneras peppers, or any other hot peppers.  I can tell you, from experience, that the ‘heat’ in the peppers does hurt your fingers after a few peppers are cut up finely.  AND, no manner of washing gets that residue off right away.  If you touch yourself,or anyone else with your hands it will burn that skin as well.  And, the more you touch, the worse it gets.  Friction is not your friend where pepper residue is involved.  Just say’n… 

Yes, as with most of my recipes, change up the amount of each ingredient as you see fit.  Make it fit your desires.

Smoked bacon is fabulous in this recipe. And when I say FABULOUS, I mean “Shut the front door Becky” FABULOUS!

Get to it:

You can either cook the ground meat in a skillet/frying pan OR in the pot you will be making the chili in (to save on cleaning time and effort).  I prefer enameled cast-iron pots, but any heavy pot will work. Put on the ground meat and cook as well as you like it.  I learned that I like the ground meat cooked very well and broken up to very small pieces.  My daughter never liked chunky ground beef in recipes (pasta sauce, soup, chili) but she was fine with it when cooked well and in small pieces.  Size does matter!  Make it yours. 

Cook the bacon until firm, but not crisp.  Well, you can cook it how you wish, but I am NOT a fan of crispy crisp (or limp) bacon in dishes that I cook.

While the meats are cooking, you can cut up the veggies.  If you are smart, you will have the veggies cut ahead of time.  If you are really smart, you will have someone else suffer through the cutting of the peppers.  Especially if they have ever had the nerve to compare you food with someone else’s and yours did not come out favorably in the comparison. 

Drain the meats. I do keep some bacon grease in the chili.  Yes, let’s revisit the part where I am from the South East and believe that bacon great is a flavoring, as well as skin conditioner…

Put the meats in the cooking pot on medium heat.

If tomato paste is used, dump it into the meat mixture and mix it in well.  It helps physically break up the paste.  If you pour in the liquids first and then add the paste, it seems to take longer to mix the paste in.

Add the beer, veggies, spices, etc.  Stir well and bring to a low boil while stirring.  Be careful not to burn the chili.  Immediately turn heat down to low, cover and heat for at least one hour.  Stir occasionally.  I like to let it simmer for a few hours because the flavor develops over time.

You also have the option of sautéing the various veggies prior to adding to the pot.  I have never done that with this recipe, so I do not know how (or if) it would change the flavor.

This chili truly does get better with age (the reheating process on the stove top).  In light of this, I do not typically reheat it in the microwave.  Speed is not called for in many areas of life – this being one.

By day 3, if you can manage to make enough to keep it that long, it is splendid!

I rarely use chili powder, or use very little of it.  I realize that chili powder is a staple in “CHILI” but there is nothing wrong with being different or thinking outside the cuffs.  I mean box.  Yea, that's what I mean...

  • Many of these ingredients will fair quite well being prepared ahead of time.
  • Preparing this chili a few days ahead of serving is not only helpful in entertaining time management, but preferable taste-wise.
  • Seriously, always use protection when handling spicy-hot peppers.  A little latex goes a long way.
  • Really crisp bacon has no place in this chili, but neither does limp bacon.  Go with firmI always favor FIRM. No limp meat.
  • Adjust ingredients to make it your own.
  • Don’t take grief off of anyone eating your food.  It is ok if they do not like it, but it is in bad form for anyone to compare your food with someone else’s unless the statement includes “and yours is as good as mom makes”.
  • Never underestimate the flavor development from stovetop reheating. It might take longer than the microwave, but it is worth it. (Yes, I mentioned this how many times?  It is that important.)
  • And, as in anything worth doing, never rush…

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