What The ??????: Gulch?

"Served in bed - raises the dead"...  I'd like to think I could raise the dead in the bed....
Hmmmmmm....  Just Say'n....

The Novelette
Chapter 1:  "No More for Me, I'm Dead"
http://www.ravensbrew.com/NewFiles/deadman.html

What The ??????: Skookum?

I just find humor in these photos.

Yes, shut up and drink the coffee.
Halo Wau-Wau, Muckamuck Kaupy

Skookum can mean "best", "first-rate", "ultimate", "Good hearted", "water", "stream", "lake", "monster", or a specific souvenir doll...  All qualities I expect of my morning crack fix...

What The ??????: WHY?

So Mom and I went to Sam's Club.  While there I thought I would find some large institutional jars of food - eat the contents and use the jars for making Kimchee and Kraut!

Less than $4 for the jumbo pickles!  Yes, I luvs me some pickles y'all!
Around $7 for the marinated Artichoke Hearts!  I luvs those also!
I do not remember the cost of the Five Bean Salad, but I thought I would try it out and if I did not approve of its taste, I would simple doctor it up and eat it anyway!

What The ??????: David IS Goliath?

Seriously? This is what I found on a trip to Sam's Club with my mother the other weekend...

Do you see how much eating and spitting someone would have to do to get to the bottom of this bucket-O-seeds?

Maybe this is professional Baseball Team size?

Simply Great Food Stuff: Paprika by Szeged

I picked this product up in Germany one of my many trips earlier this new century!  I found this at Earth Fare in Turkey Creek (Knoxville).

Hungarian Goulash anyone?  This is much bolder than the usual Spanish type...  They do have a HOT version!
Szeged also produces "rubs" which I have seen locally.  http://www.columbiaspice.com/prideofszeged.html